@matigo i’m just waiting for when someone realizes they can publish the same news twice but just flip the sentiments and targets of ire. two newspapers for the price of one!
“Issue X ties into stereotypical [PARTY] preference Y. Person Z promoting it is [BAD/GOOD]. Person W opposing it is [GOOD/BAD]. When will they realize that only [PARTY] policies can save us from [INSERT PARTY-PREFERRED APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO HERE]? Here are some photos of people waving [PREFERRED FLAG/BANNER]. Now go buy some merch at [SITE], share the link like it’s VD at spring break, like and subscribe, check out our podcast and sponsors, and duckspeak your way to party purity!”