I also couldn't hide from my kids that I can speak English, so even if I tried to drive them to use a different language just with me, I expect they'd call me on it after a while.

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I am not so hot at spoken language. Not a lot of exposure around here.

I sometimes wonder if it's also some weird wiring; even my English tends to be a bit different from the people around me, and I sometimes find myself having people repeat stuff a few times before I parse it correctly. In my native language. ??‍♀

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Wow. Impressive levels of incompetence on display there. Just keep ordering and racking up those £10 notes? ;)

/me recalls someone preordering a never-to-be-released book in order to push orders over the free shipping threshold a decade ago.

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IT'S ALIVE!

Be gentle with those ginger nuts.

#10CAfterDark

That was a pleasant read. Yay for some sanity.

Congratulations! ?

We're pretty much straight-up English speaking here. What's up for grabs is how Jay-oh-jee-an he ends up sounding, growing up here in the South. And whether he picks up my i/e merger or what, though I doubt it.

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I have no patience for other people's offspring, but ample for my own, and tons of practice with all varieties of bodily excretion after just two years. :|

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@kdfrawg "autocorrupt, and let dog sort em out"

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